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A girl who just ate a blue raspberry candy gives you head with her blue tongue
"Dude, my girl gave me a smurf jett last night it was so wild"
"Cool bro"
The act of introducing cocaine into your system through the anus.
I took the hooker back to my place and I must have spent $1000 on coke cause we were smurfing cocaine all night.
When you start blowing a guy, stop after a minute, then go watch Netflix. You ask from the other room, “Lemme know when you’re almost there!”
When asked if she wanted to sleep with him, Jules said “well, I’ll at least give you a Lazy Smurf “.
When someone takes a electric trimmer and uses it to shave a strip through another person's hair. E.g., what the Grinch does to the mayor with the electric trimmer.
Katy made me so mad today, I'm going to Smurf lawnmower her in her sleep.
When you put a rock don the pipe in the porta potty causing blue blue water to splash your victims ass
James waddled back with a blue stain after being smurf rocked
Shooting a rocket at your feet without jumping, resulting in a rocket jump with minimal height. Often used in the pocket soldier rollout.
Instead of going for a normal jump, I used a smurf jump to garden him.