snake throat

Sore throat caused by giving a deep throat blowjob

Got the best blowjob of my life last night but the next morning my girlfriend complained of snake throat.

suck a snake

Sly term meant to say slurping on a meat pole.

Mom: Hey Jerry, can you take out the trash?
Jerry: No mom, go suck a snake

tuggin the snake

To masturbate or beat your meat

Guy:1 Whats the most awkward thing thats ever happened to you?
Guy:2 This one time when me and my dad were tuggin the snakes we made eye contact. Wasnt able to beat my meat again for a whole month.

dueling snakes

The act where a friend and yourself whip out one's penis and slap it on someone's passed out face at the same time.

Guy 1- "Whoa...John passed out again, wanna give him the dueling snakes...no homo?"

Guy 2- "Sure bro, it's what he gets for drinking the rest of my whiskey anyways"

Snake Woman

A female who has been toying with your heart. She played you and your emotions. *coughT.E.R.A.L.K." This type of female is considered to be like Medusa. At first, she was beautiful, then she became..a Snake Woman.

L: "OMG, Monica didn't text me back. I even paid the dinner bill!"
T: "Really. Dam Son."
J: "That bish is a Snake Woman."

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Bag of snakes

nova scotia, Canada; bad, meaning very bad, never a good thing, crazy, unwanted, can be used as an adjective or a verb.

She is a crazy bag of Snakes!!!

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Booty Snake

A term used to refer to a penis.

Damn! Tyrone whipped out his booty snake and I was like whaaaaa?

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