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When you pull a small dingleberry out and you pull out your ass hair with it, making it look like a small spider.
"Dude, I pulled out like two butt spiders today. I need to clean my ass."
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(noun, chiefly Brit., vulg., commonly prefaced with the definite article: ie., the shouting spider; metaphor referring to the many-legged appearance of the 'spider' in question, and its occasional tendency to 'shout'). The anus.
I had a mutton vindaloo on Friday night. On Saturday morning, my shouting spider was crying out in agony.
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A dark blue spider that spawns within abandoned mineshafts. Cave spiders have 12 health (6 hearts) and do light damage (1-3) plus 5-10 seconds of poison damage which can be deadly. They are smaller than regular spiders, allowing them to go through 1x1 holes. When in combat, it's best to use a stone or above level sword to defeat them. The enchantment "Bane of Arthropods" is very useful since it does extra damage to spiders. It's best to keep milk aswell to clear out the poison. When cave spiders die, they drop string and spider eyes
cave spider
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A mercenary female who targets and tries to seduce men who can help her career, regardless of whether they are attached or not. Often pretends to be 'one of the boys', e.g. drinks pints, claims to like extreme sports, etc.,
Predatory like a panther, she spins a web of suitable lies to catch them, bleeds them dry of information and contacts, then devours them like a Black Widow spider.
Will most likely pick an older man who will be flattered and easily fooled. Like a panther but more calculating, creepy and scary like a spider.
1. That wannabe actress was all over that movie star right in front of his wife, what a spider panther!
2. The girl's a total spider panther, hanging around bars where celebrities hang out in the hope of snaring one stupid enough to help her get a break in showbiz.
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Sparse amount of hair around the nipple
Nothing better than flossing with Twin Spiders
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Spider face - A description of a person who has a haggered or extreemly wrinkled face. To be used also as a random insult but more generally as an insult to an ugly or old person.
Yo dude, check out Paul Mc Cartney, look at his fucking spider face yo! Dude looks fucking haggered!
Yo dude, you totally fucked that spider face whore last night she was rough like the badgers arse!
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The little doubt in your mind that one day, a huge mutant spider will come after you and make you pay for all the spiders you have squished over the years. Manifests itself as a brief pang of guilt every time you swat an arachnid.
(*squish*) Hmmm... I have the bizarre notion that will come back to haunt me... must be the spider karma.
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