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a new alt rock band with awesome songs especially anthem of our dying day and until the day i die
i got the new s.o.t.y cd page avenue
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Tony and i have had feelings for each other for a while now but he had a girlfriend. one day when tonys mom and dad were on a business trip me and tony were hanging out. his girlfriend didn't like me very much but i didnt care. we were watching tv in his room. i paused the tv and got on top of him. he asked me "what are you doing" "you'll see" i said. i started kissing him. he kissed me back. i took off his shirt and pants and boxers. i started kissing his neck making my way down to his crotch. i started to give him a blowjob. i deep throated him. he put his hand on the back of my head and started telling me all the things he was gonna do to me. soon enough he cummed in my mouth. i sat up and swallowed it all. he put me on my back and reached for a condom. "no i like it raw ;)" i said. he smiled and started to suck my tits. he then thrusted his 9" cock into my throbbing pussy. i moaned with pleasure. every time i moaned he fucked me harder. ten minutes later we switched positions. i was on top of him riding him. we both moaned. i felt him cum in my ass. we fucked for and hour then we fell asleep butt ass naked spooning with his hands on my boobs. it was the best night ever. i didnt have anything against tonys girlfriend but she was always mean to me so i was just glad that i fucked that sluts boyfriend.
mike: DUDE i accidentally just called my mom and told her malissa and my sex story thinking it was you!
steve: oh shit dude
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I was walking home one day when my ex boyfriend ran into me. "Fancy seeing you here, babe." He flirted. "Good thing I'm single." I flirted back. Before I knew it, in the middle of the sidewalk, my ex was fucking me. "Were in the middle of the street, baby." He said. "I don't care. I want everyone to know I love yoU." I said. Oh my god, your so good!" He said. "And so sexy!" "Baby, don't let my parents know?" I whispered. "Lets go to my house." "Maybe tomorrow. I have to meet someone." I said. And left him naked on the street. That's how to get back at your ex.
Sex is amazing. So is getting back at your ex. This is my sex story. This didn't happen on the street. It was in my room. Try it one day. You'll feel good. Believe me.
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As I lay down, I here a knock on my window, I gasp loudly as I look towards my window to see my older sisters hot boyfriend. I open the window and ask "what are you doing here Brian? Its almost midnight, Cassie is asleep.'' " Im not here for Cassie, I'm here for you" I pause in shock, he was the captain of the football team, two years older than me and hot asf, he removes his t-shirt in less than a second, revealing his rock hard 6-Pack abs. I scream "But what about Ca-" he covers my mouth with his hands, he whispers, "No one will find out." I reply with a nod. He grabs me, he slams me on the bed, I get in doggy position and he whips out his 10-inch cock. I ask him if he wants me to put it in my mouth. Before I could even finish my sentence, he shoves it into my tight wet pussy, he starts to thrust hard and fast as I let out moan after moan, he grabs my hair as I scream "Yes daddy fuck me harder" after 45 seconds or so, I scream "oh, Fuck im about to come" he replies "hold it in for a little longer darling." "I can't" I scream, "be a good girl" he whispers into my ear "he starts to thrust so fast that the bed is shaking, he asks me "what are you?". He repeats himself and I reply "A slut" he lets out a moan and says "and you deserve to be fucked like one" Finally, he comes and he pulls out, I thought it was over but he comes all over my back and onto the wall, he tells me to suck his dick as I catch my breath, I feel the come in my mouth and swallow it.
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A story in which is usually short and completely pointless. A story that has no relevance to any subject already mentioned in current conversation. These short lived comments are usually followed by a quick and short goat like laugh.
Chris Clampitt told another clampitt story when he mentioned the shocks not working well when the current topic was new movies.
(current topic is water parks)
Me -The lazy river is my favorite.
Chris - Yeah I did doughnuts in my truck all winter long hehehe
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The general idea that the story you get out of an event (eg. wild college party) is better than the moral value of whatever has taken place. This phrase implies that the more exciting or scandalous story you have to tell, the better! Live it up:)
Allison: Man, that sure was one crazy party last night. We almost got arrested!
Ashley: Yep, stories not standards gurrrl!
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A story that is posted on a persons Facebook page to try and get even more attention than their status updates, check-ins and photo uploads. Their stories theme is usually of A. Looking cool in class B. Outlandish personal experience at a mall or in some other public venue C. Some other whitty, clever or "random" story about being "cool," that obviously never happened.
Facebook Story:
OMG, yesterday I was in class and my teacher was all like "you guys need to finish this math hw by friday." And I was all like "when are we ever really going to use math in our lives." Everybody in class was like laughing and I felt so cool. The teacher was like "there are many instances in your future you will use math." And then I was like "whatever, YOLO." And then the whole class started cheering and carried me out of the class. All I can say is EPIC day!
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