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When a lot of people you don't know show up at your house because they heard you were having a party.
Person #1: Dude, last night was such a surprise party!
Person #2: I know! Where the fuck did all those people come from?
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When you're getting with a girl that you think is hot and has a nice rack. Then you reach into her pants, surprise, a penis.
"I'd like to take this to the next level RuPaul, you are a hottie" "ok, but check this out, penis surprise"
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When you're taking your bitch from behind, you jam some jerk pork up her dumper and jam it all the way home with your love hammer.
"I didn't do much last night, just a little Scarborough Surprise."
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Occurs when a man places a firecracker inside a woman's vagina. The wick is then lit and a muffled pop is heard. The anus is also an acceptable position for the explosion to occur.
I Chinese Surprised my girlfriend in her sleep... still at the ER.
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Roses are red, violets are blue…You followed along! THANK YOU!
The suspense is intense, but it’s about to end.
Thanks for hanging in there so long, my friend.
A cat, a car, a job, or man?
Sorry to disappoint, it’s definitely not OnlyFan’s.
Now the time has come & it just wouldn’t be me…
If my response was easy, not feisty or mischievous, you see?
The answer’s is the photo, do you see where?
I’m sitting it in! I got a new CHAIR! 🪑
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Surprise Poem! Typical Megan. 🫠
Is when a guy with a beard eats outs a girl with a hairy bush then sneezes and blows all of her lose pubic hair in the air and yells surprise!
I can my women a confetti surprise last night
When getting head tell her you won’t nut in her mouth then nut in her mouth
I gave lyzee a surprise slurpie the other night and she won’t talk to me now