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When a female does certain things sexually, so a guy will like her, then after they start dating, she doesn't do it anymore.
Lisa : "Karen told me she gives Carl head all the time so he will like her, but she stopped after they started dating"
Jamal: "Man, talk about a Bate and Switch "
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A straightbian switch is when a dyke/butch/stud lesbian (typically dominant) suddenly claims to be straight and starts dressing/acting more feminine out of nowhere.
Person 1: "woah, who's that new girl?"
Person 2: "she's not new, that's Sam"
Person 1: "no way, Sam's a dyke. That's not her!"
Person 2: "I know its hard to believe, but she did the straightbian switch... She's not a lesbian anymore, bro."
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when you are performing anal sex with a girl and you quickly pull out and have a friend put in without her knowing the precede outside to wave to her from outside.
Dude, lets pull a switch and bait on this dumb bitch.
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A Sexual game you play with your a significant other were you put you finger up your ass and you other finger in you partners mouth and when you call switch you switch you fingers.
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When you are at a dive bar (TG) and nobody is dancing, you get on the juke box and play some ass slappin hooker music...Some skanks feel the vibe and go dance...next song...completely different making the dirty girls feel weird.
Juke Box- Buttons by pussy cat dolls Theresa-"Ohhhh here they come!"
Skanks- (Dancing slutty like)
Hanna- "Dibs"
Juke Box- Benny & the Jetts- Elton der
Skanks- (Scamper off the floor all hot mess like)
Theresa, Hanna, Travis- "Ha Ha, silly trix, you just got the bait and switch"
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Flick the bitches eyes when you're recieving head; turning off her lights and cumming on her eyes, gluing them shut.
Guy 1: I flicked a light switch on your mother last night.
Guy 2: Thats why she couldn't see this morning.
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When you know a person of the opposite gender who is a catch, but you want to do a buddy a solid, and arrange to meet said person only to "randomly" find your buddy at the same place, and quickly leave after feigning an emergency.
Stephanie is such a catch, but I'm already in a relationship. She'd be perfect for Paul though. I think I'll call her up for drinks and then bait and switch her.
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