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tea hoe

A young Chinese lady in Beijing or Shanghai that tries to lure single foreign men into a tea house/bar where they will be charged exuberant prices for drinks. A tea hoe might also drug your drink and steal your money as you pass out.

Ni hao, how are you? Where are you from? Are you in Beijing for holidays?

Fuck off, tea hoe!!!

by nongfu September 16, 2010


Tea Dump

the act of shitting on anothers chin as opposed to putting ones genitals on their chin This is great to do after a large meal at Taco Bell.

Screw the tea bagging, let's just tea dump them.

by Rogue Word Smith May 20, 2017


tea rex

A big reptile that cant reach its penis

His arms are so small he must feel the pain of the tea rex

by BOOBS!"£$ March 07, 2018


Cornbread tea

Someone who seems very basic at first but is actually interesting or has a lot of drama around them.

Kurt is so cornbread tea. Did you hear about what he did earlier?

by sheldonbazinga1 March 17, 2023


loser tea

A term to use when the gossip or tea you received wasn't worth the wait and is a waste of your time

"Girl you heard about Jacqui getting fired yesterday for fighting a customer?"

"Girl that's loser tea."

by OutterSpaceCooter July 03, 2021


Tea Channels

YouTube channels that talk about make up drama

"what do tea channels cover"

"make up drama like Jeffee Starr and James Charles"

by fuckteachannels October 15, 2021


swamp tea

The tea that results from getting distracted while making tea and not removing the tea bag early enough. The extra soak time makes it taste swampy.

I was making a pot of tea when the phone rang. I didn't get back to the tea in time so now I have swamp tea.

by CLS CU January 25, 2010