thumb fairy

someone on Yahoo! Answers who deliberately puts thumbs down for any answer.

I had best answer, but the stupid thumb fairy gave me 4 thumbs down.

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fat thumbs

When you type too quick and spell check doesn't get what your trying to say so you send a text full of gibberish

I meant send nudes not srnd nydrs sorry fat thumbs:/

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Thumbing the Sausage

Verb - The act of rubbing yourself and thinking of hot women or ex-girlfriends during boring and drawn-out meetings.

"Wow, that meeting dragged on."
"Yeah, I know... I was thumbing the sausage for the last hour!"

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Swamp Thumb

when you insert for any reason your thumb into your balloon knot, usually though to increase pleasure during masturbation, and when you are done slappin' your junk around and start to feel 1/2 homo, you pull out your sticky thumb covered in butt sweat, and shitty ass goo out and you realize you have Swamp Thumb.. you know, the funk that just doens't wash off... it's like a juicy ass coating on your tunmb that usually remains malodorous for a few hours..

So hey bro, i was jackin' my cock the other night, and right before i shot my cock-snot, i jammed my thumb up into my poopchute for a little colon tickle... when i pulled it out, i realized i had some nasty swamp thumb, so i gave my roommate a hitler while he was sleeping!

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SEGA thumbs

A disease caused by playing Sonic Spinball on the Sega MegaDrive for 57 hours straight. Known to lead to cripplingly premature arthritis.

Ow my thumbs bend back on themselves. Must be Sega Thumbs.

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thumb-up

When sucking Matt's dick while I jack off, I reach the point of no return and blow my load when he has a cumgasm in my mouth, and I give a thumb-up sign to show that I'm gonna cum because I can't talk - my mouth is full of his cumgasm.

Everyone knows when I'm about to cum when they watch me sucking Matts dick, cause I always give a thumb-up sign!

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thumbs down

1) what you give when someone says or does something you don't like
2) what annoying people give to your comments to make their comments stand out
p.s. look at the example

hey! check out the word"thumbs up whore"
the definition has no thumbs down! im serious!

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