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This is a prediction that some person or group will meet with bad luck during the coming year.
The way they are losing money that company will be new year's toast!
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Pre or post sex act where you stick your half-erect cock in a mayo jar and slap it in a woman's ear while singing "The Final Countdown." Typically reserved for counting down the final 10 seconds on New Year's eve, but it can be used to count down other special occasions.
"What did you do for New Year's Eve?"
"Me and the old lady brought in the New Year with Reverse Cowgirl, followed by the ol' New Year's Gong, in-time with Dick Clark's countdown."
"I used Olive Oil mayo on my last New Year's Gong, and now my girlfriend's ear smells like an Italian rubbed his nutsack on her face."
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When a "girl" gets pregnant too soon at 16, the girls mum is 32 and the grandmother is 48. The phenonomen, unfortunately for modern society at large, occurs in deprived and sometimes isolated areas of a nation where sexual education is low or non-existent. The consequences to the individual are massive. History repeats itself.
16 year cycle - definition: Joe was doing really well for the high school basketball team, training hard. But man didn't y'all hear he got his girl Eva pregnant and now he's gotta stick with his factory job to support the bambino on the way. Career over before it started! Man, you have to feel the pain with him! Its like that "Specials song, - too much too young"!
The Current Year Fallacy refers to any argument of flawed logic (also known as a fallacy) that attempts to use ‘the current year’ as a reason to push any given political, or social, reform.
‘Come on, it’s 2015!’-John Oliver (An example by prominent talk show host John Oliver using the Current Year Fallacy)
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a kid that is waiting for their 13 birthday to come so that older teens won’t be able pick on them anymore for their age on the internet. sometimes these 12 year old CAN be a hardcore show-it-off to teenagers OR they can be really chill. since they are close to their teenaged lives, they have a sense of matureness most times.
person 1: “hey is that jaquelin?”
person 2: “yeah but isn’t she a 12 year old?”
person 1: “yeah so? she’s pretty chill”
person 2: “you right.”
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The extra year(s) required to finish an undergraduate degree.
It sucked that I could not get all my coursework done in 4 years but I was able to get a minor during my super senior year.
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It's my Birthday! It's your Birthday!
Well, tomorrow I'll be "Another Year Closer!" It's my Birthday!, It's my Birthday!