Comment War

A war that started when assholes have different opinions, usually happens on chatting apps (Discord, Whatsapp), Instagram, or Youtube video comments

Asshole 1: "Java better, bedrock gay"
Someone: "Fuck you!"
Asshole 2: "No, fuck you! he is right!"
Some dude: "Minecraft is Minecraft!"
Asshole 1: "No Java is superior!"
Some dude: "you have started a comment war!"

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Chat War

when twitch chat argue about which land of mass they spawned on OMEGALUL retards

Retard 1: EU LOST TO RATS OMEGALUL
Retard 2: NA LOST TO FOOD OMEGALUL
Normal chatter: Chat War WeirdChamp

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populatory war

A war within the population of a country.

Increased segregation and stereotyping in America will soon lead to populatory war.

Whore war

An event in which two girls flirt over a distance and get closer and closer until they are face to face.

Me and Frankie had a whore war the other day... it wasnt a whore war for long though...

tissue wars

Refers to the time of the covid-19 corona virus pandemic when people started fighting over tissue paper.

During the tissue wars, people would use tissue paper as if it were currency.

waft war

When two people fart and they waft their farts at each other as if it's a war.

Haha we both farted, oh it's time for a waft war!

card wars

"It's a fancy card game that's super complicated and awesome!"

-Jake The Dog, Adventure Time

Jake: Do you want to play card wars?
Finn: Heck yeah!!!