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Adjective: dumb, dim, missing a bulb
Jerry couldn't even count to four, he's so lamp.
A sexy thing that turns on whenever u touch it.
last night when I touched the lamp it came in my mouth rlly fast. I wish it took him longer
A miss spelt way of saying lmao
Person 1: "I fell out my bed this morning"
Person 2: "Lamp"
A lamp... an enclosed source of bright rage, glow and fire by a glass orbital shape that conducts electricity. God lamps fucking scare me. They shine on for hours and hours on end and they may run out of power... but they have an infinite source of more and more bulbs. They never stop shining... the pain, it never ends. BREAK THE FUCKING LAMP ALREADY ITS DEADLY RAYS ARE BLINDING ME. FUCK. NEVER BUY A LAMP
Person 1: wait why do you hate lamps so much
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH