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When your mother or BFF knowingly and deceptively invites her non inappropriate friends over when you’re going through some shit and need to get drunk with the inappropriate ones... she may as well have bent me over
Amy big time screwed me and missy
a.k.a Baltimore Colts screw job. when a person, place, or thing screws another person, place, or thing who then screws another person, place, or thing in retaliation, thus creating a domino effect.
Famous Domino Screw Jobs
1. When Robert Irsay moved the Baltimore Colts, little did he know that he would screw not only Baltimore, but also Cleveland for years later Baltimore got the Cleveland Browns to move there and leaving Cleveland a horrible team after 3 years of inactivity.
2. When the Seattle Seahawks signed Pete Carroll from USC, they also screwed Tennessee because USC signed Lane Kiffin in Retaliation
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The process of becoming a full-fledged sailor -- have sex before going off to sea, get dressed in a navy uniform and then you get a tattoo.
I use it to describe my summer...Got laid, got drunk, got ink done.
This summer I got screwed, blued and tattooed.
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When looking up you're name, and seeing something you don't like? Screw. Urban. Dictionary.
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When someone does something which annoys you and drives you mad
She’s really annoying
Isn’t she, she just drives my screws
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The feeling you get after prolonged screw driver use—the blistering soreness in the palm of your hands that makes you want to drown them in an ice bath.
Man, I've got some serious screw driver hands after putting up those mini blinds!
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