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one of the greatest welterweights in ufc history. he is a former welterweight champion. with a record of 15-3 and of december '07. he is due to fight george st. pierre at UFC 79: nemesis. he was one of the coaches in the ultimate fighter season 7, one of his fighters went on to when the contract, mac danzig, while his other fighter also fought in the finale, tommy speer. also, made histroy by defeating royce gracyie at UFC 60: royce vs. graycie , he was the only one to ever do this.
matt hughes is a great fighter
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Best boyfriend a girl could have! (sorry girls he's all mine) Knows what to do to make me smile. Hot body and amazing green eyes. And a great personality to top it all off. ~LoVe yA Matt~
Matt Holt makes me laugh, puts up with me when i'm in a bad mood, helps me when i need it, is there for me always
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An obese, Shrek-looking individual often found in temperate deciduous forested areas such as Millersburg. Generally speaking, this individual is very hypocritical. Often making fun of trends and then flamboyantly leading that trend. He is sexist, looks like Sloth from Goonies, and is the only real J Cole fan. His facial structure resembles that of a plate of spaghetti that took a punch from Mike Tyson. His horrid facial features could be compared to Jack Jeebs from Men In Black. Overall, this individual can be summed up as an atrocious person that contributes nothing to this world.
Did you see that Matt Christoff back there?
Yea, it looks like a mix between the Elephant Man and Caitlyn Jenner.
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Matt Thomas is known for his very small penis and overly large nipples. Matt's slogan is "If you've got it, flaunt it" which is why he is always seen walking around shirtless.
Hey look its Matt Thomas! Everybody run away
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The excuse to anything and everything when in a conversation. It can be used to put people off, as an answer to ANY question and can be the response to anything such as a hello!
Dave: Hey man, whats up?
John: Matts Mum!
OR
Terry: What the f**k man, what are you doing?
Steve: Matts Mum, what else???
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The lead singer of High on Fire, and former guitarist of Sleep.
Known as the undisputed king of Sludge Metal and Stoner Rock
He incurred the foundations of all modern Stoner and southern Proggressive rock, and is served by his right hand man Brent Hinds from Mastodon.
It is rumored that he has divine snakes and has sex to finntroll and has been able to pillage archaic tombs.
FROST HAMMER - Matt Pike
It's like the short bus every day - Matt Pike
I never wear clothes- Matt Pike
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When you're having sex with a fat person, you slide your penis inbetween their folds of fat until you climax into the belly button.
Person A: "You had sex with someone THAT fat?!"
Person B: "Yeah! It gave me the chance to do a Matt Nasty!"
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