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A Sentence used to tell someone that they're a complete moron, and should go outside for a while, instead of making much more of a fool of themselves
Person A: "I just played World of Warcraft for 12 hours straight.."
Person B: "Dude... Go pick up a football."
a game in which Phil learned at his time in the boy scouts of america. Later Phil sued the Boy Scouts of America in a class action lawsuit.
Phil taught billy 'bout "pick up sticks" alright only he used the Special Scout technique taught to him by his father which was to use his ass cheeks
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The meaning of a “Pick-me girl” is a person who tries to be ‘different’ to impress men, Pick-me girls will constantly seek attention from males. Beware of them..
Some things a Pick-me girl might say:
“I’m not like other girls🤪”
“I’m one of the boys😎”
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It is a game created in Minnesota by teenagers that played way to much Call of Duty: Black Ops. The point of this game is to hit the other team's player with a tennis ball. To be "out" the player must be hit twice by the other team. This game could be played in a big field, park or other area that would work. You can have free for all this is were every man fights for himself.
This one time I was playing with friends and I hit one of them in the face with a tennis ball. Also another time we had an all out war at the local park. We came up with Pick a rabbit's nose when we played Black Ops for four hours straight.
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fingering a women's vagina. Rubbing her clit and stimulating her clit.
Guy1: Did you pick her lock, last night?
Guy2: Yes, I picked her lock! Every time I did it, she moaned and said, “yes, do it more!”
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a pick me girl is very easy to distinguish for other girls but men tend to fall for it very easily. A pick me girl will RAVE about how she only hangouts with the male species because its “easier and less drama filled” but in reality non pick me girls just don’t claim her. She will go out of her way to make fun of a gf for something private or embarrassing they told her in front of a group of guys to make them like her less. It goes without say that she will act COMPLETELY different when ur around guys verses when you are alone with her (girl to girl) Will constantly remind you that she is not like other girls and she doesn’t try around other boys because they like that she’s natural and wears sweatpants and might even go out of her way to say she is like a sister or mom to her male friends. Men fail to identify this type of pick me girl because she tends to “flex” her male relationship on other girls and hypocritically complain about pick me girls in-front of the guys . Overall very misogynistic because she wants men to like her! Don’t be fooled taken men because your gf probably sees it more than you do.
Erica: I think I’m into Zach do you think i should go for it?
Pick me girl: OMG ugh he’s like a brother to me we facetime all the time!!!
Erica: I’m so excited for Ben’s party! I can’t wait to look cute i haven’t in so long
Pick me girl: see we are totally different becuz like i don’t have to try around them bc they just know me so well and i’m just like comfortable looking lazy and not try around them
Pick me girl: *randomly texts Erica* isn’t it like so weird that i can’t find a good present for johns birthday like I KNOW HIM SOO WELL and we r sooo close i’m like his sister and i give him like so much advice.
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When yo bitch stands facing the wall only wearing her panties and you proceed to run at her full speed with a raging boner and attempt to break through the panties with your inflamed cock and penetrate her anus with extreme force. Often ending in a bloody mess and broken cock... For additional points have her wear leather panties.
My dick broke when i tried to Alaskan Ice Pick my Spanish teacher.
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