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A cosmic turtle is when you make a mistake on something that already started horribly wrong and then it turns into something awesomely radical.
I wasn't sure how my English essay was gonna turn out but it ended up being a cosmic turtle.
Game played by young males when you whip out your cock in front of a snapping turtle and slowly move backwards tempting the turtle to follow your dick. If you make the turtle move three feet toward your penis you win, if the turtle bites your meat stick off before then, you lose. Winner keeps your dick. Please Note, you can only lose once at this game.
Male 1: Hey wanna play some Dick Chicken
Male 2: I can't, I lost in dick turtle yesterday
My sister was upset because she couldn't play dick turtle with us.
The act of filling a toilet bowl to the brim with feces, so it makes the shape of a turtle shell.
Dude I was turtle brimming the shit out of my mom's toilet so hard when I was home for Christmas.
The act of pressing one's anus against an object, or person, for example a wall, and producing a small head of poop to peak out and touch the wall, leaving a small print of stool behind.
I caught Billy turtle stamping the refrigerator this morning.
Turtle sickness is a result of sleeping too much or not getting out of bed until 2:00 or 3:00 pm. It is the feeling of still being tired even if you've slept for 10 or 12 hours. Your behavior and brain functions are noticably slowed down and reactionary time is also deminished.
She just woke up and she still looks tired - she must have turtle sickness.
To take forever to get ready to leave, usually for a party, when everyone else is waiting.
Liz, quit turtle bitching! Get your ass out the door NOW!
When you hold down somebody and take your mouth filled with c** and the spit it out kinda until it almost touches their face and then you suck it back up and then do it again!
That punk kept stealing my lunch money so I tackled him held him down and went sperm turtleing on him until he cried