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slicing open your partner's wrist and inserting penis inside the initial slit
"The hunt's tomato tickler strikes again," said grandma.
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Choking someone with your cock and/or balls. And squatting up and down, making your cock go in and out of their throat. Shouting: Whirly Girly Tomato BITCH!. Usually ending in death of the victim
Man 1: This girl was killed, but evidence shows she suffered no injuries.
Man 2: Whirly Girly Tomato'd
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The sexual art during which a woman blows bread crumbs down a man's ass cheeks while squishing tomatoes between her boobs, which she later puts behind the man's ears.
After Little Johny got an A+ in all his classes, the student teacher made him stay after class and gave him a Kenyan tomato pie.
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When you finally get in that throat punch he’s been deserving for so long
Wow what happened to you!?
I gave him a fried green tomato, he had it coming
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Sex move invented by a hacker/phone phreak.
You have to have earned your red wings and have the ability to enjoy eating your own semen(jackingworld encouraged this on me).
phlux found his girl leaking menstrual blood, and requested the creamy tomato soup. He quickly ejaculated on her vagina and lapped it up with his tongue.
A variant of this move is the cream pie instead of ejaculating ON the bloody vagina.
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when an african of male descent covers his penis in cheeto dust, and proceeds to get a "blowjob" from a tomato.
i just got the greatest cheeto nigga tomato blowjob in my life
"that Tatum kid is a Flying Tomato"
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