Too Drunk To Fuck

Originating from a Dead Kennedy's song. This occurs when someone drinking alcohol has had too much and is unable to sexually perform. See also TDTF.

"Dude we're almost on the second carton!"

"Yeah I'm Too Drunk To Fuck!"

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no muff too tough

An expression used to describe a person's complete lack of discretion in selecting those whom he/she chooses to perform oral sex on.

Are you kidding me? No muff too tough, I dive at five.

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far too frail

insanely breakable emotionaly or phsysicaly where The slightest insult can cause you to develop an eating disorder.
also a awesome skinny puppy song!

lovers and legions i've seen your whore try not to reason forsaken i'm poor
fire nerves and dissension flying at a glare a ginger reaction whisper care
a hairpin decision falls against the brain
to formulate the anguish and alleviate the pain
the silence is warning soul search nothing can't regain reach for air
scenes of a cheap thrill summon an old ghost
the foremost and sterile suffering one lost to
face the potential for fantasy and flair forever and forgiving summon
me and dare they keep on the mainstream forging their demise while
playing with the hopeless not facing their own lies
the symptoms of recourse i've seen nothing overspill, far too frail!!

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Too hard basket.

The theoretical basket in which certain tasks are placed when they are deemed to be tedious or difficult. This can include office work and household chores.

It can sometimes lead to social notworking.

Rodney: Hey Stephen, did you finish that report I asked you to do?

Stephen: No Rod. I put it in the Too hard basket.

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Too legit to quit

When you're too much of a rule-follower and worked honestly for all you own. Basically, you deserve what you have and shouldn't quit.

Person 1: I just stole 40 diamond rings and $50 million dollars from the bank. I'm gonna quit now and enjoy ma fame.

Person 2: I worked a year for this $50. Too legit to quit.

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All too well

A unit of measurement of time equal to 10 minutes and 13 seconds (the length of Taylor Swift's masterpiece, All too well (Taylor's version))

When I realised my exam was only 18 All too wells long, it seemed more bearable

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too cool for school

1. Overconfident, cocky, sadiddy or conceited.

2. Believing that you know everything to the point to where it can harm you or work against you.

3. To be too smart for your own good or too smart by half, meant either literally or ironically.

4. To be in a state in which you think you’re better than anyone else in general.

NOTE: AS AN IDIOM, IT IS SARCASTIC.

Sadiddy people are usually too cool for school.

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