A male or female that has a sexual fetish of flatulance (farts)
david: my girl has got a sexy fart box
Ryan: you sound like a real toot sloot
A meme of when a happy overweight dog farts
Overweight dog: farts
homie: man yo dawg such a skeeny toot
The sexual act of sneezing and consequently sharting on the male genitalia during full-penetration anal intercourse. A Peruvian Honk-Toot does not have to be intentional, nor is it exclusive to same-sex intercourse. However, the act must occur during penetration, or else it does not fit the definition. In some cases, couples will purposefully tickle the receptive partner's nose with a feather or some other object to elicit a Peruvian Honk-Toot for sexual gratification.
Jessica gave me a Peruvian Honk-Toot during butt stuff yesterday— Gross! I dumped her shortly after.
a squated shitbox, mostly tahoes, silverados, and f-150s
aye bruh, lemme drive the toot rig
After a hoot of marijuana, a person immediately rushes o the bathroom for some but toots.
"What are you up Friday night?"
"Hoots and toots".
A fart preceded by a nearly identical sounding fart
Mark unloaded another whopper, and it was deja toot all over again.
Dude 1: What is that smell?
Dude 2: OMG, somebody van der tooted!
Dude 3: Who was it!?
Dude 4: It wasn't me!
Dudes 1,2,3,4: *points finger at each other