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toot sloot

A male or female that has a sexual fetish of flatulance (farts)

david: my girl has got a sexy fart box
Ryan: you sound like a real toot sloot

by Toot sloot 69 January 23, 2016


skeeny toot

A meme of when a happy overweight dog farts

Overweight dog: farts
homie: man yo dawg such a skeeny toot

by blæ May 7, 2021


Peruvian Honk-Toot

The sexual act of sneezing and consequently sharting on the male genitalia during full-penetration anal intercourse. A Peruvian Honk-Toot does not have to be intentional, nor is it exclusive to same-sex intercourse. However, the act must occur during penetration, or else it does not fit the definition. In some cases, couples will purposefully tickle the receptive partner's nose with a feather or some other object to elicit a Peruvian Honk-Toot for sexual gratification.

Jessica gave me a Peruvian Honk-Toot during butt stuff yesterday— Gross! I dumped her shortly after.

by DankDefinitions568 January 12, 2024


Toot rig

a squated shitbox, mostly tahoes, silverados, and f-150s

aye bruh, lemme drive the toot rig

by mr tooted up December 2, 2020


hoots and toots

After a hoot of marijuana, a person immediately rushes o the bathroom for some but toots.

"What are you up Friday night?"
"Hoots and toots".

by jml51 October 11, 2020


Deja Toot

A fart preceded by a nearly identical sounding fart

Mark unloaded another whopper, and it was deja toot all over again.

by tommiefrazier July 16, 2015


van der toot

A fart shrouded in mystery.

Dude 1: What is that smell?

Dude 2: OMG, somebody van der tooted!

Dude 3: Who was it!?

Dude 4: It wasn't me!

Dudes 1,2,3,4: *points finger at each other

by iamdubz June 23, 2010