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When you pipping and a pregnant girl and you touch the toes of the baby.
Guy 1: aye bruh I didn’t knew she was pregnant
Guy2: idgaf I’ll still touch the toes
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When you come in contact with someone who has irritable bowl syndrome
I HAVE THE CHEESE TOUCH
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When things are starting to get really, really feisty and you start funny touching each other in a secretive manner.
Remember Kayla, Mom said no funny touching in the movies!
When a girl grabs a guys dick unexpectedly and he squeaks like a bird
Becky walked up to John and touched the bird
A dumb impossible game in which you will fail because its like rugby, but if u get touched ONCE your out. And the people are all around you.
Coach: You have the ball! This is turbo touch, you have to run!
Player: *dies of depression*
A gateway touch is a touch that could lead to other sexual things
See, Presidential Address Cold Open - SNL
Look at him he is so uncomfortable he hates this, he is worried that this is a gateway touch.