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Some one who genuinely has no fucking clue how to live life with out being being an absolute disappointment to everyone on earth whether they know them or not
"Hey Gary, did you see that cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit try to ask out Stacey to prom using pokemon cards like a retarded nerd"
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A sexual activity that defines a man putting his genitalia into his partner's anus as they are excreting. The goal is to completely plug the hole and effectively win the "tug of war." If any excrement squishes out, the man loses and is covered in "mud."
"I heard Jon is pretty good at Muddy Tug of Wars"
"No, I beat him last night, and he was super muddy"
guy: bro im bored im gonna go tug the rope
guy2: coomer
Two men feverishly masturbating while making ship horn noises.
Jeff and Dwayne were having a tug party in the Taco Bell restroom.
when you're in a heated situation , (or nervous)
using your finger to pull the collar of your shirt
"hey isnt that you're mistress?" umm no,what arey ou talking about.... (now is the time to preform a 180 collar tug)
Giving a farm boy a handjob behind the barn
It’s not gay to do a Tuscan Tug at sunset. That shits romantic as fuck
This is when a dude get his junk tugged by another person as a form of torment, torture, retaliation, or punishment. Not something performed by your comrades! Akin to it's distant cousin the junk punch this act distinctly involves the member directly and not the adjacent coin purse, and may be augmented by a lateral jerk or twist.
As I got out of the shower my wife was bent over blow drying her hair I smacked her ass. She did not approve so she reached through her legs and gave me a junk tug to let me know.