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Some one who genuinely has no fucking clue how to live life with out being being an absolute disappointment to everyone on earth whether they know them or not
"Hey Gary, did you see that cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit try to ask out Stacey to prom using pokemon cards like a retarded nerd"
When an American integrates into your life with wild promises, then goes back on their word leaving you high, dry & disappointed.
Person one: "oh man, you worked so hard this week, you're gonna make so much money"
Person two: "I was promised big dollars but old Frank pulled the Yankee Rug-Tug on me and now I'm homeless"
When an American integrates into your life with wild promises, then goes back on their word leaving you high, dry & disappointed.
I worked so hard and expected to make so much money this week, but old Frank pulled a Yankee Rug-Tug and now I have nothing.
A friendly tug to maximize the soft size of a mans penis
Jim was excited for his big date with Brittany, so he gave his penis a couple fluff tugs.
tugging on my balls means someone’s playing in your face or busting your chops
Hey bro! Are you tugging on my balls rn?! You got to be kidding me!
an uncircumcized male msturbating
Kevin was caught tugging the turtle while looking at a magazine in the bathroom at work