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Some one who genuinely has no fucking clue how to live life with out being being an absolute disappointment to everyone on earth whether they know them or not
"Hey Gary, did you see that cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit try to ask out Stacey to prom using pokemon cards like a retarded nerd"
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One person stands still while the other pshysicaly moves them around to there liking
Before a Family Portrate
Photographer: Everyone gather over there and ill Tug-Boat You into position
Family (mumbles): Ok
A friendly tug to maximize the soft size of a mans penis
Jim was excited for his big date with Brittany, so he gave his penis a couple fluff tugs.
GIN TUG is where you you tug a males private part with a empty gin bottle till it gets stuck
Patient"ahhhh get it off"
Nurse" Oh my god what happend. To him doctor"
Doctor " this poor soul has suffered the fate of THE GIN TUG"
patiant"oh god please someone get it off "
Nurse" but doctor what is a gin tug"
Doctor "its a punishment for cheating "
Patient "help me!!!"
Louisiana Rub and Tug is when a dude stands in a swap and starts masturbating using slimy swamp water as lube.
Billy’s horniness caused him to step into the swap for a Louisiana Rub & Tug to masturbate with swap slime because he didn’t have lube.
It means take yourself elsewhere for quite a long while bub.
You’re buggin me guy, go tug on a tuna.
an uncircumcized male msturbating
Kevin was caught tugging the turtle while looking at a magazine in the bathroom at work