uber quickie

A couple orders an Uber/Lyft from home and once the app confirms the time until arrival; that is how long you have to have sex with each other, orgasm and clean up before the Uber calls/messages that it has arrived. (Everyone wins, including the Uber/Lyft driver who gets two very happy riders)

I’m about to order a ride; you down for an Uber quickie?!

uber crumbly

1)The food that gets on your fingers when you are scooping food onto your fork.
Also:
2)Uber Crumblies-
Food that gets on your fingers from eating finger food.

1)My fingers were uber crumbly from getting that last bit of my hamburger helper on my fork.
2)be careful-those sandwiches cause uber crumblies!

Uber-hell

Being stuck in an Uber that tortures you in some way. A driver that does 5under the speed limit in the left lane. In a car with no ventalation. Most specifically the discomfort must extend the trip and increase with time.

It's was only supposed to take 20min. but the driver's BO was a one way ticket to 40min of uber-hell.

Uber to Wheaton

Slang for blowjob, specifically from someone from the Chicago suburbs looking for a taste of city livin’

We went in the bathroom and I got the best Uber to Wheaton I’ve had in years.

yoder uber

A person who transports the Amish.

My cousin drives several Amish guys to and from work everyday, making him a "yoder uber"

naughty uber

Getting fucked in the back of a moving car. Usually the driver and the person in the backseat will switch and take turns on you.

-Last night I played naughty uber with Dylan and his best friend. It was so hot!

Uber Jacking

A game of speed where the person calls for a uber (or any ride share service) and starts and attempts to jack off to completion before the uber arrives. For every minute spent jacking over the time the uber shows us is the amount of dollars tipped to the driver

I decided to start uber jacking before work and my driver almost left.