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superbad quote, for sexing the ladies, a.k.a hitting up team vagine
"shes d.t.f, down to fuck... team vagine, she wants to fuck me man" from superbad
The moment when she’s about to sit on your face and you see balled up toilet paper stuck to the side of her vagina
So i was going down on this lady friend of mine and she had vaginal lint Coagulating From her Vagina
After woman on top sex, the man tries with all his might to stay inside her, while she uses her ULTRA STRONG VAGINA MUSCLES
Sarah and Shawn told me about their epic battle in vaginal wrestling last night!
John: have u got your vaginal probe in yet
Betty: what the fuck are u on about
John: I need a clone of u pussy when I'm lonely u know
An event from an alternate universe (Hillary Clinton president of USA) where on September 11th, 2001, an all female group hijacked two airplanes and crashed them into the Twin Towers deeming them phallic symbols of oppression.
“I don’t know what event was worse here on Earth C-637, Pearl Necklace Harbor or Vagine-Eleven. Women are relentless.”
After delivering twins, Michelle's genitals were declared a vaginal disaster.
The moist dock in which we males park our scurvy ships for an overnight squander.
pirate 1: "arr matey, we makin a stop tonight?'
pirate 2: "ye matey we goin to the vaginal wharf, arrr"