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The act of a female (or perhaps anyone with sizeable breasts) using their titty to sexually stimulate a man (possibly to the point of orgasm). Phrase origin is presumed from england.
I was layin' on my back and she slid up and gave me a titty wank.
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The act of stroking one out whilst thinking about an ex girlfriend or partner.
'Man I miss Sarah. I had a tribute wank in her honour last night'
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finding the people who didn't want to have sex with you back in high school because they were better then you in high school, and having a nice little wanking session to their pictures
friend: what did u do last night?
you: played some video games and crashed on the coach, hbu?
friend: did a few revenge wanks to those sluts.
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A male on Chatroulette who is about to start wanking, but isn't yet in the act.
Signs of a Pre-Wank:
1. No shirt
2. In a dark room
3. Does not show his face
4. Hands on the clothed crotch
5. Above the age of 45
if one of these signs is present, then you have enough reason to press f9 (next) as fast as possible
Video Display: (a hairy-chested man with a bottle of lotion in hand)
Mike: PRE-WANK!
Patrick: Hit f9!
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the art of pleasuring oneself without the use of pornography, hence just imagination.
whoah that girl is hot, i'm gunna have a magi wank over her tonight
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covert wank: having a wank without getting caught either:
1. because someone else is nearby eg; a woman is making the tea while you're sitting at the table.
2. because you really shouldn't be doing it there eg; work.
3. because if your missus finds you looking at other women you'll get an earfull.
if the person you are trying to hide your wank from becomes suspicious, the spunk hunt is on. you must find and destroy all evidence before they do or else you'll be in trouble.
Examples of Covert Wanks:
1. 'do you want carrots or not?'
'no thanks' (knowing the wank was undetected)
2. 'have you called mr. evans yet?'
'nope' (knowing the wank was undetected)
3. 'what's that magazine?'
'men's health' (knowing it was penthouse magazine)
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The Blanket you use to masturbate
"Hey thats my Wank-it Blanket your sleepin with!"
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