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Patrick Bateman Wannabe

Pretty much every pretentious alpha male who has worked for one of the big four banks in NZ. Typically possesses a hugely inflated sense of self with little time or patience for anyone that doesn't fit the mold of white, financially thriving, photogenic or doesn't look like they belong at the Boxing Day races or America's Cup shenanigans. Most likely has a massive mortgage for some dodgy semi-renovated villa in Ponsonby or Grey Lynn, just because those suburbs are designed to accommodate people who are 'cultured'. The PB Wannabe are only into women who wear one of those tacky gold Cartier bangles that you can't get off without a key and considers Jane Birkin to be their 'muse'.

If you don't know Patrick Bateman Wannabe's coffee order off by heart, consider yourself an unprofessional loser who needs more formal training.

by ACunny February 27, 2024


Wannabe Asian

Someone who named Asia or nicknamed Tokyo and or chyna is a fake wannabe asian knowing your parents not born asian like Chinese Japanese and Korean wannabes are pathetic

Chyna and Tokyo are pathetic wannabes because of their name they know their parents not born Asian they know they not Asian they are wannabe asian

by HatefakeWannabes March 17, 2022


wannabe Asian

Someone who named Asia or who nicknamed chyna is a Asian wannabe when they know they born some other race that’s not Asian like Chinese Japanese and Korean

Someone named Asia or Chyna is a wannabe asian

by HatefakeWannabes March 17, 2022


wannabe cheeto girl

A wannabe cheeto girl is a Janet who says that she's a bruh girl.

Janet: I'm toootally a bruh girl!
y/n: No you're a wannabe cheeto girl without cheetos
Janet: How can I get cheetos? I live in Norway!

by Anyone AKA Tina October 02, 2020


wannabe-g

A person who acts as if they could kill you... while YOU have your hand wrapped around your S&W Governer.

That wannabe-g is trying to get laid by talking shit... I think I will hurt him.

by JawwBone November 15, 2019


Fuckboy Wannabe

A guy who dresses like a fuckboy and tries to act like one, yet he is just not cool enough or good enough to be one.

B: Omg I think I like yes! But he doesn’t like me back!
A: Are you serious? Your way too good for him!

B: But Yes is smart and everything

A: You’re just mesmerized, he’s a total fuckboy Wannabe

by Your ugly ass mother May 10, 2018


wannabe fboy

Morris Kremers

He is an annoying wannabe fboy

by Love and peace yall January 02, 2024