A virgin who lives in their moms basement and cant talk to girls
Jacob: Did you hear that Sam invited Jessica out to a cosplay date?
Karl: Man, he’s such a weeb.
Person that is sexually attracted to little children, usually girls.
Guy 1 : Look at that weeb
Guy 2 : Lets get him
A weeb is anyone with an anime profile picture/username and they typically do not believe they are a weeb, and will insist on giving you definitions that make them exempt from the undesirable title.
"quiet weeb"
"im not a weeb you idiot, even though I love my waifu and want to be Japanese, I don't have a body pillow!!!!!"
"ok bu-"
"you can keep being ignorant like you are now, that's fine by me"
"but you're really a-"
"now if you excuse me I'm gonna do my Japanese Duolingo course while watching anime on my second monitor"
*sigh
"why do weebs have to be this way"
someone who celebrates or likes japanese culture, people afon define it "someone who is obsesed with anime" but this is false
someone who is a weeb loves japanese culture
A fucking person who simps for pixels, and is a sweat in all the game he/she plays