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A song that pedophiles sing to random children while pissing in a urinal.
Kid: I'm just a'walking over to the urinal to pee! YAY!
Pedophile: Da da da little weenie!
Kid: I'll kick yo ass!
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Don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want
Eenie weenie teenie weenie shrivels little short dick man Don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want no
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Noun
1.A person who you think would start whacking it, any time, anywhere if left alone for five minutes.
1. Wow, that guy is a real Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whacker. He said his mom almost caught him whacking it at 5 A.M.
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The skin on the tip of your elbow
Person: Ouch! I hit my weenis on the counter!
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While preforming a hand job start twisting your hands in opposite directions back and forth while gripping the shaft as hard as possible causing sever Indian burns on a penis
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Jon's signature move
If ya don't leave Indian burns while preforming Jon's signature move can you even say you gave a two handed texas weeny wind
A person who would wank it if you turned your back on them for 5 seconds.
Oh god it's Richie, what a Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Wanker.
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A miserable little joint, that when rolled, consumes the small bits of bud that were left over from rolling the monsterous joint. This is a pathetic thing that doesn't do much unless you are a pygmy who can't handle the smoke.
Opposite of Atty Batty Super Makdaddy Macro-fatty
"After puffin' that Atty Batty Super Makdaddy Macro-Fatty don't even bother showing me that Eeny Teeny Weeny Beany Micro-Thinny...because you know, it ain't gonna do nothin."
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