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A instance of sex involving the penis, usually euphemistically.
I hear Susie caught her husband of eight years playing hide the wiener with the local whore. She’s filing divorce papers this week.
Wiener Hang is when a mans meat works its way out of the slip in his boxers and rests up against the zipper usually resulting with a very uncomfortable feeling. can lead to rash.
The boy's severe wiener hang caused him to run awkwardly to second base during the baseball game. All the parents pointed and laughed
Very cold and negative energy. Wiener dog vibes are when a guy acts like they are hotter or more important than other guys when they actually don't have a lot of depth behind surface level. It's when a guy talks big but doesn't have much to back it up. Has an unearned air of superiority to them. Very snarky and makes everyone feel worse about themselves. But mostly, it comes down to thinking you're bigger and better than u actually are and not having the self-awareness to realize you are not.
Jock-douche turns down a cute guy that doesnt look like a mirror image of him at the bar. Then jokes about it with his friend that looks like his twin in front of cute guy.
JIM: "WOW, that Jock-douche is giving off real wiener dog vibes"
the act of getting your wiener full wiener mode.
" man listen im wienering up tonight and im going 10 dollar mode."
Penis that is capable of both delivering and accepting sperm; typically attached to both a male and female reproductive system in a single individual. The two-way wiener is the main feature of the external genitalia in a very specific type of Hermaphroditism, in which the bearer may 1.) Become impregnated through penile docking and the acceptance of sperm via ejaculate into the attached female reproductive system 2.) Impregnate the bearer of another two-way wiener via ejaculation of own semen 3.) Self-fertilize and self-impregnate (Hermaphroditic cloning) or 4.) Impregnate a female individual through said seminal release.
Delivery of offspring through the two-way wiener is notoriously painful and difficult, and typically ends in Cesarian section or complete destruction of the two-way wiener. Complete and total destruction of the two-way wiener may result in loss of sexual function and may require a permanent urinary catheter.
A word brought on by frustration while playing a video game. Mainly used when thrown from a vehicle.
Oh wiener magnum! I was hit by a grenade, thrown out of the car, and hit a tree.
grace paul’s deceased dog. Me and grace would jump on her trampoline and yell, “WIENER ALERT” when he would chase us around. he would also run into things because he was very blind.
ryley(me) : GRACE LOOK
grace : LOOK WIENER ALERT!!!!!