Cabbage Bus

A form of local authority funded transportation that whisks the mentally challenged off to a magical world of group rehabilition, medicine and whacking off in public.

Mummy, the retards are whacking off on that Cabbage Bus.

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wheels on the bus

The sexual maneuver in which the handle of a pot-lid is inserted into the anus of one partner while the other partner "drives" the pot-lid as if he/she were the steering wheel of a bus.

I've been waiting for wheels on the bus all day!

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Banana Bus

A girl with a huge ass that can take multiple penises.

Jenna is such a banana bus, we should go party with her tonight.

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Bang Bus

An Anti-Personal Carrier. As in a US M3 Bradley.

Get in the bang bus, they are shooting at us.

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anal bus

An anal bus is a means of travel for persons inspecting a rectal area. It can be via penis, dildo, fist or vegetable.

Don't eat that carrot. It has been used as an anal bus.

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bus driver

1) the broke-ass fat-ass disgruntled old-head who takes your poor ass to school or elsewhere
2) someone who takes you to school, figuratively

1) "Man, your grandma sure is a nasty bitch. And she's old, fat, and ugly. Come to think of it, she's also pretty damn broke. What the hell is she, a bus driver."
"Yes."

2) (makes 7 consecutive 3-pointers and dunks in your face 32 times)
"Call me the bus driver, because I just took yo' ass to school!"

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crunk bus

A bus whose route goes through the cruddiest part of town and whose passengers are the most bojanglin bamas and chicken heads.

When I looked out the window and saw all them nappy headed hos and then saw all them chicken bones on the seat next to me, I knew I was on the crunk bus.

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