When you pull your willy out of welshy wetness
Iv got drippy willy now
Vitally nutritious compound harvested from the testicles of men. The thin fluid that transports the millions of tiny, tadpole-like daddies sperm from the testicles and out of the penis when the male is suitably excited. A tasty salty treat that flows from the tip of the meat fountain.
All I want for Christmas is some Willy Goo!
n.
1. A Jamaican drug lord.
2. A Houngan or Bokor.
3. Someone who believes that power is more important than monetary wealth.
If you want some good weed there's a King Willie working over by docks. But don't disrespect his posse or he'll turn your ass into a zombie.
That VP is a serious King Willie. Don't try to pay him off, all he cares about is taking over the company.
when you go to the toilet for a piss but can't urinate
Man i was so fucked last night i had a serious case of willy gremlins and couldn't piss
To keep your willy warm on those intimate nights with those one night stand slappers.
My dad asked me if he could borrow a willy sock as him and my mother wanted to naked hug.
The best beer in the entire world. Its a vanilla orgasm in your mouth that lingers and brings you consistent pleasure. You will never experience a beer like this. If this beer was an animal dick, it would be that of a cat's, because it ruins all other beers for you just as a cats dick ruins you for all the other cats.
Person 1: Have you tried the Willy Vanilly?
Person 2: Ohh god! Oh fuck! OHHHHHH!!! UH!
When a male is humping an unattractive female and his erect penis suddenly goes flaccid.
Man 1: Hey i heard you fucked Martha last night!
Man 2: Yeah but in the middle of it she gave me a wiggly willy...