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When you pull your willy out of welshy wetness
Iv got drippy willy now
when you go to the toilet for a piss but can't urinate
Man i was so fucked last night i had a serious case of willy gremlins and couldn't piss
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1. A Jamaican drug lord.
2. A Houngan or Bokor.
3. Someone who believes that power is more important than monetary wealth.
If you want some good weed there's a King Willie working over by docks. But don't disrespect his posse or he'll turn your ass into a zombie.
That VP is a serious King Willie. Don't try to pay him off, all he cares about is taking over the company.
When you have the worst diarrhea of your life and should not be further than 4 seconds from a toilet. This mainly happens after eating at Willies's Grill and Ice House, but can happen at any eating establishment. You will think you have got it all out of your system, but once you stand up from the toilet, your stomach tells you its time to go again.
Boy 1: Hey let's go eat at Willie's
Boy 2: Nah man that gives me Willie's belly
The nickname given to former president Bill Clinton for slinging dick and being a sand-baggin son of a bitch.
Slippery Willy did have sexual relations with the woman.
The best beer in the entire world. Its a vanilla orgasm in your mouth that lingers and brings you consistent pleasure. You will never experience a beer like this. If this beer was an animal dick, it would be that of a cat's, because it ruins all other beers for you just as a cats dick ruins you for all the other cats.
Person 1: Have you tried the Willy Vanilly?
Person 2: Ohh god! Oh fuck! OHHHHHH!!! UH!
When a male is humping an unattractive female and his erect penis suddenly goes flaccid.
Man 1: Hey i heard you fucked Martha last night!
Man 2: Yeah but in the middle of it she gave me a wiggly willy...