sad food

food that is really bad or pathetic that you eat anyway because you're sad

cold toast, that's my favorite sad food

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Food block

Someone who judges your food in hopes of making it so you will be too disgusted to eat it.

Rob: What are you drinkin?

Dan: a milk shake

Rob: Eww i hope you know that it looks as if your sucking cum out of a cup

Dan: your sucha fucking food block i don't even want this anymore

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Food phobia

When you eat way too many of a certain kind of food and you stop eating it forever.

Pushy Bastard : Why don't you like the chips?
Food Phobic : I have a Food phobia for them.

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food swing

Like a mood swing, but with one's food preferences. May occur often during pregnancy.

Now Mary's eating chocolate-covered wasabi peas! She's totally going through a food swing...

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slow food

slow food is the opposite of fast food. In other words a sit down restaurant of some sort or anything that is not McDonalds, Burger King, Taco Bell, Subway, Wendy's, KFC, Blimpie, etc.. You get the point.

coined by A. I. 10/22/2008

Bunch of people in the car:

Guy1: Man i'm starvin sons!
Guy2: Shit, me too! What you wanna eat?
Guy3: I'm down with whatever, how about some BK?
Guy4: Fuck that shit! I want some slow food for a change. Sit down and relax for a bit you know.
Guy2: Yeah I hear ya brotha. Lets go get some steaks at Mastro's.

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food daddy

A Food Daddy is the provider of a food digger, not to be confused with its cousin the gold digger. The food daddy will be led on breakfast, lunch, and dinner dates with its food digger. The food daddy loves to pay for the date.

Food daddy: hey where do you want to eat today? I'll pay of course.

Typical Food digger: oh yes please!

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Food-Simulator

Cafeteria food that's not so imaginitave, and/or is lackluster. Also refered to as 'The Sim' or 'Bacteria' (cafeteria)

I'm going down to the Food-Simulator to chow down because I didn't pack a lunch today.

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