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National grab ass day, it is the day where somebody has to grab your ass. The end
HEY LESBIAN BITCHES LETS GRAB ASSES WOOHOO!!! ITS NATIONAL GRAB YOUR ASS DAY YAHOO!!!!!
Used when you are just playing. This can be said after telling a friend a joke or when messing around with someone.
You can also use:
-Fondling in your ass
-Twiddling in your ass
This is not meant to be taken literally.
Me: I took a pregnancy test this morning.... it was positive.
You:.....
Me: I'm just playing in your ass.
Horrible? YOUR ASS! Is used when exactly a person which could be your sibling, parents, cousin, aunt, friends or anyone that say a beautiful thing/cute thing is horrible, then you answer back with an "horrible? Your ass" in order to disagree with the person
Classmate 1: That boy's outfit is HORRIBLE!
Me: Horrible? YOUR ASS! that is beautiful, fits him a lot!
When you use a spoon, of any material, depending on how much you love the person. Then shove the spoon up the ass, and twist it to create a vacuum seal. Finally, you pull the intestines out like a plunger and feast on it with a spoon.
*Minouska throws it back*
Pierro: "GIRL the way you be throwing it back makes me wanna eat your ass with a spoon"
Spartan kick to ur pigeon chest would make you cave in then the neighborhood get to caveman that ass up
Leanne: What's the phrase for teachers pet? Is it 'sucking up your ass?'
Joshua: That's the dumbest thing I think you've ever said