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On social media, when someone comments on a long dead post from years ago, re-animating the conversation to a horrible, terrifying undeath
April 10, 2013: "My dog has fleas - what do you use that's good?"
April 11, 2013 :lots of answers
April 12, 2018 :"I use Capstar"
April 12, 2018: "Thanks for the zombie post, moron. That dog died two years ago."
anyone wandering aimlessly through a crowd paying more attention to their texts than to who is directly around them.
That text zombie just bumped into me and didnt even look up from their phone.
When a large group of weirdos congregate in public places like parks and malls, staring into their phones, and walking aimlessly.
They are playing Pokemon, oblivious to the world, like a zombie pack
I tried to walk through the plaza but there were too many Pokemon Zombies blocking the way.
the way you consume food when you're very stoned and have the munchies; your eyes glaze over and you blindly eat away at the snacks.
slow down, that's your fourth bowl of captain crunch. , 'woooah- i totally didn't realize, i was just zombie-eating
When you have sex with a girl on her period, get your dick really bloody, then cram it in her asshole.
My girl was getting freaky on her period, so I gave her that bloody zombie. That did the trick!
A slow stupid ignorant one sided “dead” person mainly men who tend to take the highway, half of the time, the other hand they are sneaky, clever and of course love to eat brains
An extremely additcted farmville player who sends game requests but no longer is part of the facebook world. Usually will only speak of facebook sim-games and has an inability to make needed effort socially.
Friend 1: All I ever hear is farmville from him! What is it?
Friend 2: No! Don't try it. You'll end up so addicted that you'll be a farmville zombie!!
Friend 1: So thats why he never talks to us. :(