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From Mr. Garrison's theory of evolution
"...and then that had a retard baby, which was a... monkey fish frog."
To purposely make a person who truly loves you feel like all the downs in your relationship are her fault.
" I'm going to play pin the tail on the monkey. " Has anyone seen my girlfriend?"
When a group of men stand in a circle to jerk each other off, you stroke the guy to the right while cupping the guy to the left of you, therefore your arms are bent like that of a plastic monkey from barrell full of monkeys
Dude, you know frat boys sit around jerking one another looking like a barrell full of monkeys
The act of putting a turd in each of your armpits and squishing them down.
I ran out of deodorant so I used some Australian Monkey Cream.
Something or someone who is totally worthless to the entire world
Hey do you know Greg?
Yeah I do and he ain't worth a pinch of monkey shit.
When you are physically or emotionally backed into a corner
Person 1: Man! How are you ?
Person 2: Dude, today’s been rough, I’ve been feelin like a monkey bastard in a cage
a person so retarded it’s like they do crack
aye simon is acting like a crack nose monkey, you better get him.