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As in 2 out of two things worked out!
“Bro, I got my first job and it pays hella well!”
“Woah, 2 for 2, good job dude!”
its too cool for school but too school for cool
Dude: Hey, I don't wanna be cool. I'm too school for that!
Other dude: So you're 2 school 4 cool?
Dude: Yup gotta get them A's!
Person 1: I hate you!
Person 2: `~1⅑⅐ ⅒ ¹!¡ 2 @² 3 #³ 4 $⁴5 %⁵ 6^⁶7 &⁷8*⁸9(⁹0ⁿ)⁰∅-—_–·=≈≠+∞
Person 1: *cries*
ugh shut up you goofy lil`~1⅑⅐ ⅒ ¹!¡ 2 @² 3 #³ 4 $⁴5 %⁵ 6^⁶7 &⁷8*⁸9(⁹0ⁿ)⁰∅-—_–·=≈≠+∞...
When a woman puts her pink nipples in a guys asshole
I picked both of his legs up while he spread his asscheeks. And slowly inserted my titties in his eager asshole. I performed the 2 pinks in the stink
art buddy 2 is the second person you got to an art museum with. you might like them more than the first time
jeff: how was your art museum trip
gabriel: im down bad for art buddy 2
The day of 4/20 is a day to smoke your heart out and send booty pics.
Get to sending
“Yo today’s 4/20, we should smoke and send nudes today!”
National Send Nudes Day 2- A day in which includes the art of sending nudes
The fingers a girl uses to finger her pussy
My girlfriend told me “Using my 2 favourite fingers while thinking about you”