Rural Dictionary

Kait-G

Any girl who thouroughly enjoys participating in and initaiting landsharks,and the eating of chode butter. A Kait-G feels most comfortable when covered in man champagne. She will often be sporting a cheese mullet haircut, and can be found late nights in a donkey bar. If the mood strikes a Kait-G right she will take part in a vicious clam slam with nearby females.

I bet that Kait-G sleeps in a dumpster.

by loverboy11 January 5, 2007

Tess G

Tess…Okay so Tess is a lot of things. Her most recognisable trait is probably her intelligence although it annoys her when people call her smart all the time, because she’s more than that, and people don’t notice it. But, yeah she is the smartest girl in your year. She’s a loud mouthed, way too loyal brunette, with freckles, a big smile and blue eyes. There are too many tall people in her year, so she looks short but she’s actually average height. Tess is also really romantic although she tries to hide it. Her biggest flaws are being madly in love with someone after a break up but NEVER contacting them because she’s got more pride than that, and forgetting that’s she’s human. She’s also crazy determined, over competitive and such a great friend. Shell be there for you, whatever the time, because chances are she’s on Pinterest scrolling at 2am or listening to Spotify. She loves languages, reading, writing, music, singing, songwriting, planning her future and writing letters to her ex boyfriends to try and get regret out of her system. It doenst work. If you ever find her, don’t let her go.

Tess G 🩷

by Tessla_xtlg_03 April 13, 2024