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-This saying is often used when you are committing something impossible. For example a T-rex trying to self pleasure with its tiny arms
"I cant figure out how to use this computer Melinda, its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate"
"Cleaning your bisclitussy is like teach a dinosaur to masturbate"
It suggests they are trying to slide in your dms, so people will say i like your phone case to start a conversation with you And then decide that they want to play hard to get and leave you on read.
Daisy: Hey, I like your phone case!
Y/N: Thanks, i got it from __ , wanna grab a drink sometime
Daisy: Oh thanks but i’m busy.
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January 24th, is national pose like your girlfriend day. Take one of them snapchat photo's like how your girl would and post it because you want to.
Person 1: Hey it's pose like your girlfriend day
Person 2: I'm single bro
Person 1: Ok
no he probably doesn't
its fine we can cry together
Person: Does he like me back?
Person 2: No he's gay.
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A comeback, just as superior as ur family tree LGBT, but not quite as well known
Jonathan Timson Fitzgerald: your mom gay
Amy Anderson Hugh: your grandpap likes the male fap
when you see your friend walk up to you and next to him is a skinny, lanky, loser this is the statement you make to your boy.
“Your boy looks like a pendulum”
“Lmao yeah bro mans the lankiest guy in the state of Ohio”
When you love someone that much you just can’t get enough of them
Jess was so in love with Shaun, when she saw him she was all over him like a duvet