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When you pick up your dog's poo while out walking it and afterwards feel like you have poo on your hand even though you never touched the poo
Oh my god! My face is itchy but I can't scratch it because I've got poo hand.
Defines someone that sneezed a load in their hand.
That dude blowed so hard he's got the frog hand
The use of ones frail weak hands to move a girthy sausage from one point of entry to another. Usually accomplished by a small dainty male.
We really needed your strong hands in the office yesterday during happy hour.
A term or phrase meaning to fight or initiate a fight with someone
Your about to Catch Theese hands if you dont shut the fuck up
Where you go to shake someones hand placing your hand out and right when they go to shake your hand you pull it back and pretend like your running your fingers thru your hair! lololololo
Yo Yo did you see me Hand Fake} that dude who fell for my trick I really got him lololololo
The movement performed by a nude male on chatroulette when he realizes you aren't a female and you haven't hit Next fast enough.
"Yo, Tony. This shit is hilarious. Asian dudes have the fastest panic hands."
A plus sized female with an extremely broad chest, Flintstone feet, watermelon-sized-massively unattractive, saggy breasts, thinning-badly box-jobbed, brass colored hair that has had the same style since the early 2000’s, who has humongous sausage fingers on her obscenely LARGE man-hands.
-Usually married to a racist, conspiracy nut, girly boy, who lets his wife beat him with her bare Hulk-hands or with weapons such as candlesticks or unopened Coke cans.
-Enjoys snacking on already eaten pizza crusts that have been thrown away in the garbage bin for at least 4 to 6 hours.
-Is extremely keen on worming their way into every aspect of one’s life… ie “a SWF”
Definition made popular by Marvel Comics Plastic Toy “hands” of the same name. Circa 2002.
Beth and Dawn were LITERALLY dying when they saw that Johnny’s gift was a pair of HULK-HANDS!!! This was hysterical because of Erin’s Hulk-Hands!!!