A mean boy that uses girls and has brown hair sometimes blond green eyes sometimes blue he can be sweet and a good kisser and hugger if u like joe good luck
Broke ass actor who used to work at a yogurt shop according to taylor swift.
Terrible acting skills and thinks just because he has a couple shitty hulu films he's better than everyone else
-1000 aura points for having an ex girlfriend 10x hotter than his skibidi ass
Probably reads gay fantasy books
Had like 20 songs written about him
Looks weirdly like this one picture of a sad cat
Weirdly secretive (might be hiding fbi information)
Might sell taylors armpit hair on Depop when rent is due?? Not sure
Person 1: "OMG THATS TAYLOR SWIFT"
Person 2: "what's that yogurt covered hair ball next to her?? Did she get a dog?"
Person 1: "no, that's her ex boyfriend I think, Joe alwyn"
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A direct translation of the term "Zé buceta", from Brazil. The proper translation is "dumbass", but with more context, it means that someone thinks he is smart, but is astronomically dumb.
"Oi, have you seen James? He is an absolute pussy joe!"
"Scott, please take your pills, nobody understands what you're trying to communicate with us."
When someone takes a shit and rubs there asshole on your nose without whipping there ass
I just Jamaican sloppy joed your mom
Joe-stal: When a Trader Joe’s employee goes postal.
Mike couldn’t take one more “How’s your day?” at the checkout register so he went Joe-stal.