You cannot speak engrish. You do brack magic and are too good at it... wut du hell?
da herro i am the person john homer i can do brack magic and i drink brackish da water
To masturbate in front of someone while they cut your toenails
Man, you're not going to believe it, I pulled a fuckin John Homer on her!
Not brushing your teeth in the morning. "To just sattle up and ride"
"John waynin it today? Just sattle up and ride huh?
a fucking piece of shit that steals all my damn gum
John Beurer is Nicolette Martinez’s little bitch
A faggot who spends all his time on the internet
Want to hang out?
No im being a John with an H today.