Comparing computer porn collections.
Jim and Bill's internet penis size contested ended with both of them feeling disgusted at each other.
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When yo dicky-dick be lookin' like tommy pickle's dick
yo that kids got Lil' Boy Penis, let's get 'em!!
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something that you really, really like. or something that is awesome like a song or a video. not meant to be gay, just funny.
Man that song was awesome! If it had a penis, I'd touch it.
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A giant green monster that spends most of its days laying underneath the beds of little boys only to emerge at night while they sleep to do the dirty work.
Jose was sparred by the Penis Sucking Chode Monster under his bed because his nasty uncircumcised johnson was too disgusting, even for the filthy beast.
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Why is a definition even needed. The name alone says it all(and more)
I think you can probably think up your own uses of it.
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An affliction that causes an immediate raging boner when looking at any attractive woman.
DUDE 1-"What's up with that snake in Jims pants?" DUDE 2-"Poor guy.He has I.P.S.(Irritable Penis Syndrome)"
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Usually a gaming term, refers to the approximate amount of time from when a software is released until someone figures out how to make something into the game a penis.
Your friend: Hey! I just made a penis in minecraft!
You: Yeah, the Time Until Penis (TOP) for Minecraft was about 4 minutes. Good job.
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