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A softball field slathered with potatoe salad from a landscaping dump truck (macaroni salad in a pinch)
We're setting up a stanky slip n slide for the company softball game tomorrow
When you bring your lap top into the bathroom with you as you take a gallient poop. You wipe it and type it!
I have to take a giant dump but really need to post a new status about my cat...I will just Wipe n' Type!
Simply when one consumes a HOT-RAIL up the shithole instead of the sniff hole. (HOT-RAIL BEING METHAMPHETAMEENS thru a hot glass tube)
Bro 1: Yo dood! You ever done a BOOF-N-SPOOF!!!!????
Bro 2: Naw man whats that?
Bro 1: Dood! Its a hot rail throuu the butt yo! GETS YOU SO GEEKED AND TWEEKED!
Bro 2: Man! Sounds METHED UP!(spoken with happy excited energetic laughter) I can't wait to try it!
Simply when one consumes a HOT-RAIL up the shithole instead of the sniff hole. (HOT-RAIL BEING METHAMPHETAMEENS thru a hot glass tube)
Bro 1: Yo dood! You ever done a BOOF-N-SPOOF!!!!????
Bro 2: Naw man whats that?
Bro 1: Dood! Its a hot rail throuu the butt yo! GETS YOU SO GEEKED AND TWEEKED!
Bro 2: Man! Sounds METHED UP!(spoken with happy excited energetic laughter) I can't wait to try it!
i like monkeys.... are you a monkey?
person 1: i like M O N K E Y
person 2: why?
person 1: Why Not?
Hating ass nigga disorder when a person is consistently a hater
have you gotten your potential H. A. N. D diagnosis yet