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Secret Life of Pets 2

A sequel so bad that not even the parents of the people who wrote liked it

I would rather jump off a bridge than watch the Secret Life of Pets 2.

by Mo0fin November 22, 2021


72÷8·(8−12÷2)

A annoying equation that no one will actually use and that is useless, and teachers give it to you so they can bore you to death and still get paid

Me:I really don't think we need to do 72÷8·(8−12÷2) it won't help us at all.
Teacher: Shut up!!! I am trying to bore you to death

by Random perosn February 25, 2019


2 pence short of a cent

Meaning you’re stupid.

Mate you’re 2 pence short of a cent

by Damonnn84 February 12, 2023


2 flusha

When ur poop way to big for one flush so u have to use two to get that baby down the tubes

2 flusha breaks the boundaries of language. can be used in any country.

Damn son, i just laid a 2 flusha.

by flushaguy November 13, 2019


Tap Titans 2

An Incremental Game that involves heroes and pets. It's insane that its large numbers quickly overwhelm other incremental games, such as Cookie Clicker or Adventure Capitalist.
It is the only game so far to do this.

Friend Alpha: Hey what are you playing?
Friend Beta: Tap Titans 2.
Friend Gamma: WHAT?
Friend Beta: It's just like Cookie Clicker.

by a pure gold sword on July 9, 2020


2/10 people

if someone asks you to be 2/10 people it means they want to have hardcore sex with you, no socks.

hey man we should be 2/10 people”
“bro, without socks?”

by kaiandr September 6, 2021


Question 2

Question 2
«Would I ever have a chance to listen to the rhythms when you play guitar..?»
«Drums..?»

I sometimes imagine myself being close to you when you play guitar. You sit behind me and put your fingers on my fingers, and show me how to play it..
I would turn around and smile: "You show me how to play wrong notes.. That's not how the Alphabet song sounds like.."
"No, I play it with my heart" - :)

Question 2, I know this is almost impossible. It's only in my imagination. Reality won't allow us.
by The Gardener in Fairy Tales February 04, 2022

by Time Capsule💊 April 19, 2023