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When you’ve finished having a wank and you’re sad it’s over.
Mate; how you feeling?
Me; just had a wank on a fat cum down now.
New phrase invented by Lozza P
The result of dried cum growing up into an actual creature, but is immobile
JIMMY: Why can't you clean your screen off? It's so dirty.
SEAN: The cum barnacles bite me whenever i try to clean it. Really fucking annoying.
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cumming multiple times on the same errection
"yah i was downstairs chain cumming"
when u shit cum and fuck fuck fuck at the same time
fuck fuck shit fuck fuck fucking shit hole fuck shit i cummed holy shit i fuck fuck shit fuck fuck fucking shit hole fuck shit i cummed
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Someone you don’t like for whatever reason. They might be annoying, ugly, irritating, or just sucks in every way.
“This guy won’t shut up. He’s being a cum ass nigga”
“ kyle stole my girl. What a cum ass nigga”
“ this guy is being a cum ass nigga”. Why? “ he keeps blowing up my phone.