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Possessing a perpetually-petulant attitude in his view of the world on general.
If Ethan Couch hadn't had such a total poutlook on life from his lofty financial position, he might have made more "real" friends and avoided all the horrendous legal entanglements that he --- and by extension, his family --- is into now.
Ejaculating into somebodies nasal cavity and they proceed to blow a snot (sperm) bubble with it.
Wow, Mary did the Bubble of Life with Angus last night.
When you're having a very bad day or something bad has happened to you within the last 30 seconds to 18 hours
You: visits Urban dictionary and find lesbian threesome
You: texts friend --- FML (fuck my life)
Friend: texts back --- why
You: texts to friend --- I accidentally stumbled on to lesbian threesome on Urban dictionary
Friend: texts back --- makes sense
Saying WTF to every slight inconvenience/ situation that happens to you
FRIEND1: Your girl out cheatin!
FRIEND2: WTF!
FRIEND1: is that your crush holding hands with mike!
FRIEND2: WTFFF!
FRIEND1: wanna play 2k?
FRIEND2: HELL YEA! * proceeds to take an L *
FRIEND2 : at this point i'm just wtf-ing my way through life
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"Dumb idiot: whats the meaning of life, universe and everything?"
"Smart dude: BEFORE, You ask what the meaning of life is Try get one!"
"Smart dude: Doe if You really want to know then... the meaning of life, universe, EVERYTHING! is... *sigh* 42..."
Occurs when an individual carries on with an activity they were doing recently in the past (a few minutes, several hours, the day before, etc.) in present time without realizing that they already completed the activity; the individual almost immediately recognizes that they are not doing what they originally had set in mind to do, but instead are repeating a previous activity and/or routine from before. The individual usually has to back track and/or reorient themselves in order to continue with their original task after realizing that they were momentarily living in the past instead of focusing and acting or reacting in the present. A natural phenomenon that can occur when an individual is neither paying attention to nor actively focusing on what exactly they are supposed to be doing and instead allow muscle memory to momentarily take over and carry out the task for them, despite realizing thereafter that the task was done incorrectly because the body was not performing the same task that the individual was trying to accomplish.
I was just trying to finish this math problem when suddenly I had a life-lapse and had to rework the problem because I forgot what I was doing.