A pre poop is similar to pre-cum. When taking (or leaving) a pre poop you let out a small turd before realizing the rest of the log is not ready to exit quite yet. Then you may either sit it out or leave and then return when the rest of the log is ready to exit the anus.
I thought I was ready to take a sloppy shit but it was just a pre poop.
When a baby or elderly person is wearing a diaper and defecates in large amounts. The poop runs from the front above the genitals to the rear above the tail bone, hence the “poop saddle”
Hey we’ve got an old man in room three riding a poop saddle
A series of very large, log-sized shits coming out of your anus faster than the speed of sound.
Teacher: Is Bob at school today?
Boy: Yeah, I saw him taking a Tony Poop in the urinal earlier.
A bomb that explodes, and releases poop, very stinky, used in Vietnam War according to prestigious historians.
"EW DON'T THROW A POOP BOMB AT ME"
Slang for big back, the verb per say of eating a large amount of food.
"let's go to the buffet to poop max"
When your trying your hardest to stay away from premarital sex but you just gotta nut... don't worry slide it in her butt
Don't worry God's poop hole made us a loop hole!