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After i fucked her shit eye my cock was brown, so i foeced her to suck it clean.
Alternative way of saying butthole, butt-eye; vulgar term for anus originated from Cantonese
1) I ate super spicy food yesterday, and my shit-eye still hurts from many toilet visits!
2) John: I have a diarrhea from food poisoning.
Doe: Oh my God, is your shit-eye okay?
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im gonna cut you in 1/5's why cause you have 5 eyes
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Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.
When you push your eyeballs into their sockets with your thumbs and hold it until you see colors and swirls, almost like a totally different dimension.
*Eren holds his thumbs to his closed eyes, pushing inwards*
Asher: What are you doing, Eren?
Eren: Going to the Eye-Push Dimension.
Someone who definitely has a brain disorder but doesn't admit it, because they will get bullied by kids that are much younger then them.
Look at googly-eyes over there pissing in the corner, fucking bozos.
When your drunk girlfriend hits herself in the eye with her phone while trying to activate google assistant.
My girl gave herself a googly eye earlier.