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Where you hold your forskin closed, ejaculate into your forskin to create a piping bag of sorts, then proceed to decorate your partners breasts/face/wedding cake/gingerbread man etc with your semen.
Barry: that is some decorative calligraphy on that cake
Steve: yes i used my own polish piping bag
When a woman has a Uterine prolapse (uterus falls out of the vagina), but she's white trash and keeps shoving it back up inside herself with hopes of popping out another kid.
"Damnit Cathy, you sneezed and your puss popped out and it looks like a wet sleeping bag!"
"Damnit Karen, put your wet sleeping bag away, the floors wet again... grab a mop!"
"While golfing yesterday, Tina left a wet sleeping bag in the porta poty."
The things... OUTSIDE
They appear to NOT be allergic to the sun
1337snipr42: hey, did anybody see any fleshy meat bags today?
Newbtewber69lol69: SHUT UP NEWB I'VE ALMOST GOT A K.E.M STRIKE
The act of pouring burbon in a woman's mouth, then dunking your balls into said mouth
I'm going to take her home and give her a good ol' Kentucky tea-bag
When someone is such an asshole that they're not just one dick, they're a bag full of dicks.
(jerk slaps lunch out of guys hand)Lunch Guy: What the hell you BAG O' DICKS!!!
BAG O' DICKS: Hahaha! LOSER!!!!
A person who thinks they're the shit and that they're much better than everyone else
Damn you hear neha talking over there like she's the biggest chip in the bag??
If you are talking slack or annoying someone, they would probably tell you to go and bag your face. The meaning of it is to shut up or be quiet.
Liam: Are you that bitch everyone keeps talking about?
Sam: Bag your face.