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When u have to make a joke in stem class or when your as bored as hell
Hey dude guess what is funnier than 69 spongebob sqare nuts
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It's a challenge, where you generate a random number for each day of November and use it to choose a Pokémon from the Pokédex.
Now search for some Rule34 hentai stuff for your Pokémon of today and fap to the pic or doujin.
Dude 1: "Wich Pokémon did you get yesterday at Poké-Nut-November ?
Dude 2: Gardevoir
Dude 1: Oh Boy you're lucky, I had to fap to some weired Bulbarsaur tentacle hentai pics!
Dude 3: You call Bulbasaur an humiliation ??? I had to watche some fucked up Charizard gay furry hentai!!!
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An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted.
Not to be confused with the phrase: "bobcat your nuts "
Upon learning that 5-Star Rivals.com Defensive Back Recruit, Juan Epstein has just committed to the OKLAHOMA SOONERS:
"Well, bobcat my nuts!"
See, makes perfect sense.
Said phrase can also be used as an expression of negative surprise and nausiating consternation, ie:
Upon learning that one's new supervisor is a UT Grad.
"Well, bobcat my nuts!"
See, makes even more sense.
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When you busted a nut yet you regret doing something I,e getting caught after ejaculating.
I had post-nut regret because my mom found me.
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It means that you either gotta whip your dick out, nut it up, and get your shit done, or stop talking, sit down, and keep quiet.
Person 1: My throat hurts really bad this morning, but I won’t complain. You know what they say, nut up or shut up.
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A pathetic person with no balls.
My boss is an empty nut sack. He can not stand up or defend for any of his employees to his boss.
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a girl that is only good for giving herad and nibbling at ur nutsac because u wouldnt give her shit any other time
yo ashleys such a nut-sac nibbler just look at her pudgy fat ass she snitched on my n e ways so i hope she chokes on the next slong in her eagerly awaiting mouth
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