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Looking at someone you love,and ignoring their red flags
She looked at him,thinking he's perfect even though he wasn't at all.Her friends told her that she's looking at him with red heart sunglasses
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Similar to the Purple Heart in the military, the Red Light Heart is sleeping with all US Military branches (Air Force,
Army, Coast Guard, Marine Corps, Navy).
I just got my Red Light Heart and now it burns a little when I pee.
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Someone who knowz the difference between a microchip an a buffalo chip.
bubba: what'cha gonna do with all them chips?
htrn: they're great with dip!
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the red hot chili peppers are an amazing and versital band. their current members consist of john frusciante, flea (michael balzary), anthony kiedis, and chad smith. their music is at times very funk and fun but at other times is very serious and beautiful. they have come of age gratly in the past 15 years and are worthwhile to the ears of many.
i remember when i was 11 years old and i heard my sister blasting blood sugar sex magic and i realized, "...maybe this whole backstreet boys thing is kind of gay. maybe there is other music out there with passion and meaning but can still be fun, even crazy with amazing drum, bass, and guitar solos...." i dont think i have ever felt more passionate about anything else in my life. from then on i was hooked to the red hot chili peppers. i learned everything i could about them and had my own secret crushes on every memeber while my friends were fantasizing about their n'sync gods. this made me mature in a whole different way than them. so what did i do? i got new friends but i was also finding myself. i had found something that was beautiful, pure, and natural. it was something that i had just for me. i love the red hot chili peppers so much because they gave me something that i never would have had. i soon realized that young people (even at the age of 11) are capable of so much more than they are given credit for. for example flea inspired me so much with his amazing beats that i decided to learn bass. i never thought before that i could even play music. i have come to learn every bit of information about the red hot chili peppers that i can. they helped me to branch off into different styles of music and listen to bands that i never would have heard of in a lifetime if not for them. maybe if i had discovered them when i was older they wouldnt be such a big deal to me now but im thankful that they came into my life.
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the most overrated reindeer ever
Person: Rudolph the red nosed reindeer is so overrated. He only saved Christmas once and he's still the most famous reindeer
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A special kind of vegetable, found in Asia. Extremely healthy to support the immune system.
Red hot mollie tomali is often used as ingredient for medicine.
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Someone who loses a $5000 laptop when it bounces off da seat and fallz out thru da rust hole in da floorboard of his pickup.
bubba: how come all da dead appliances on yr front porch have names like "honywell, ibm, and dec"?
htrn: die n00b!
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